The Truthful Tuesday:
1: I have been remiss for the past few weeks due to the job-loss.
2: I’m craving Chinese food.
3: I was hired today (retail, but whatever) as a StockBoy! It’s better than getting paid for handjobs in alleyways.
4: Mayer Hawthone is changing my life right now.
5: I’m certain Sofia Vergara is the new Ricky Ricardo: no one understands what she’s saying so we’re pretending it’s funny.